Month: July 2025

Seriously? Still Talking About This? Email Security is a Fucking Disaster, Apparently Oh, joy. Another article telling us email security is crap. Like we didn't already *know* that. Basically, the whole industry’s been relying...

Ugh, Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This? Fine. Look, some idiot let attackers into a SharePoint environment – surprise, surprise. Apparently, they've been poking around since at least...

Allianz Life Got Pwned. Seriously. Another Fucking Data Breach. Allianz Life Edition. Oh joy. Another financial institution decided security wasn't worth the effort, and now everyone is paying for it. Allianz Life got hit with a...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Need *Me* To Tell You About This? Okay, look. Some "researchers" (and I use that term loosely) have figured out that AI agents – the kind everyone’s drooling over for automation...

Seriously?! Another Leak... Oh, *Wonderful*. French Submarine Data Leaked. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some French defense contractor – Naval Group, if you absolutely must know – got pwned. Like, properly...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? SharePoint *Again*?! Right, listen up you lot. Some chuckleheads over at Secureworks have found a new way for attackers to screw things up with Microsoft SharePoint. Apparently, if you let untrusted...

Shuyal Stealer: A Summary (Because You People Can't Protect Yourselves) Seriously? *Another* Stealer. Oh, joy. Another piece of malware because apparently, telling people to not download shady shit is too much effort. This...

Toptal Got Pwned - Again. Seriously? Toptal. *Again.* Oh joy, another security clusterfuck. Apparently, some script kiddies (or maybe slightly less-scripty ones) managed to compromise a Toptal GitHub account and used it to shove...

Seriously? Another Ransomware Thing? Oh, Joy. Chaos is Now a Problem. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, while everyone was patting themselves on the back for taking down BlackSuit (good riddance, honestly, a bunch of script...

Allianz Life? More Like Allianz *Liar* Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. Allianz Life got their asses handed to them in a data breach. Apparently, "a majority" – and let's be real, that probably means all of them – had their...