Month: July 2025

CrowdStrike? More Like CrowdStrike *Failure* Seriously?! Another "Security" Vendor Fails. Oh, joy. CrowdStrike, the supposed elite endpoint protection provider, had a goddamn outage last week. Apparently, some misconfigured API...

FunkSec? More Like Funk *Off* Seriously, Another One? FunkSec Ransomware Decryptor Released. Oh joy. Another ransomware gang decided to take a nap, and now some bleeding heart security types have released a decryptor. FunkSec,...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Facebook Disaster You Won't Believe This Shit: Hackers Abusing Facebook Ads (Again) Oh, joy. More incompetence from the Zuck-hole. Apparently, some lowlifes are using Facebook ads to push fake crypto...

KrebsOnSecurity - Scam Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. More Gaming Scams. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses have decided the best way to relieve idiots of their...

Firebase? Seriously? Firebase Security: Another Fucking Disaster Oh joy. More people screwing up basic security with Firebase. Apparently, some outfit called Tea (because *everything* needs a cutesy name these days) got pwned...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Silk Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh joy. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves "Silk Typhoon" – because subtlety is *clearly* their strong suit – are being linked to a...