Month: July 2025

Phishing Resistance? More Like Phishing *Resilience* Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. You think you’re safe because you switched to passkeys or WebAuthn? Think again, you naive twit. This article – and...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Thing Seriously? More of *This* Shit. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. The FBI – yeah, those guys – managed to snag $24 million in Bitcoin from some chuckleheads running a...

Orange Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh, Joy. Another Cyberattack. Right, listen up, you lot. Orange, that massive French telecom company? Yeah, they got hit with a cyberattack. Shocking, isn't it? Like finding water is wet. Apparently,...

Microsoft Edge is Now Even MORE Annoying Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Edge Gets "Copilot" Right. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: desperate attempt to stay relevant), have shoved even more AI crap into Edge. It’s...

SAP NetWeaver? More Like SAP *NetWEAK*, Honestly Seriously, Another One. Oh joy. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in SAP NetWeaver – surprise, surprise. It's not like security researchers haven’t been banging on...

ChatGPT Agent Mode: A Load of Bollocks ChatGPT "Agent Mode"? Don't Bother. Seriously. Right, listen up you lot. Some idiot decided it would be a *brilliant* idea to let ChatGPT run around pretending to be an autonomous agent. The...

Aeroflot's Mess - Courtesy of Yours Truly Seriously? Aeroflot Got Hacked. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another day, another pathetic display of cybersecurity incompetence. Apparently, Russia’s state-owned airline, Aeroflot, had to ground...

St. Paul Cyberattack - Ugh. Seriously? Another One?! St. Paul Gets Pwned, National Guard Called In Oh joy. The city of St. Paul, Minnesota got hit with a cyberattack – surprise, surprise. Some ransomware clowns managed to...