Seriously? More War Toys?
Right, so apparently a bunch of suits and “innovators” gathered at TechCrunch Disrupt to show off their shiny new ways to kill people faster and more efficiently. Fantastic. The whole thing revolved around AI – *shocking*, I know – being jammed into everything from drone swarms (because one is never enough) to logistics software that’s supposed to make sure the bombs get delivered on time.
The big takeaway? Everyone’s obsessed with “attrition warfare” now, meaning they want to throw a *lot* of cheap drones at each other until someone runs out of money or gets bored. There was some blather about autonomous systems and reducing risk to soldiers (because that’s totally the point), but it all boils down to automating conflict. And naturally, there’s a massive scramble for talent – because who *doesn’t* want their resume to say “Designed AI for lethal applications”?
A few companies showed off some impressive simulations and planning tools, mostly aimed at making the Pentagon’s life easier (read: letting them wage war with less actual human thought involved). Lots of talk about “speed” and “decision advantage,” which is just fancy marketing for “we can blow things up quicker.” And predictably, everyone’s whining about needing more data to train their algorithms. Like, duh. You want a smart AI? Feed it information. It’s not rocket science, but these people act like they discovered fire.
Honestly, the whole thing felt… depressing. But hey, at least someone is getting funding. Probably for more ways to make war even more detached and horrifying. Don’t expect peace anytime soon, folks.
Source: TechCrunch – The New Face of Defense Tech Takes the AI Stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025
Speaking of detached, I once had to debug a missile guidance system that was failing because someone accidentally used metric units instead of imperial in the calibration data. Metric! On a *missile*! The whole thing nearly ended up in someone’s garden shed. And they wanted me to fix it. Honestly, sometimes I think humanity deserves whatever’s coming.
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