Seriously? *This* is news?

Right, so some chucklehead figured out a way to launch shellcode by abusing the way Windows handles process creation and environment variables. Basically, they’re manipulating how a program spawns another process – specifically, messing with CreateProcessAsWithToken and injecting garbage into the environment block. It’s clever, I guess, if you have *way* too much time on your hands.

The gist? They craft a malicious environment string that gets passed to the new process, then overwrite parts of it with shellcode. It bypasses some basic protections because Windows doesn’t properly validate the size of this block during creation. They’re using a technique called “process hollowing” – taking a legitimate process and stuffing their crap into it.

The author even admits it requires specific conditions to work, like needing admin privileges or exploiting a vulnerable service. It’s not some universal key to unlocking all the kingdoms, people! It’s just another headache for defenders, which is *fantastic*. Just what we needed.

They provide a PoC (Proof of Concept) on GitHub, naturally. Because why wouldn’t they? More tools for the bad guys. Wonderful.

Honestly, if you’re running up-to-date security software and aren’t actively letting random crap run on your system, you’ll probably be fine. But hey, enjoy patching this one when it inevitably gets weaponized. I’m going to go find a rock to stare at.

Link to the original article (if you *really* care)

Related Anecdote:

Back in ’98, I had a user who thought it was hilarious to name their environment variables after swear words. Caused all sorts of issues with batch scripts and system processes. Turns out, Windows wasn’t designed for that level of… creativity. This feels like the 2024 version of that same problem, just more complicated and annoying. Some things never change.

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