Oh Joy. Nvidia’s Sales Are Up Again.

Right, so listen up, because I have to explain this drivel. Nvidia just posted another quarter of record sales – surprise, fucking surprise. Revenue hit $26.97 billion, blowing past expectations like a cheap server fan in a data center fire. It’s all thanks to the insatiable hunger for their GPUs, mostly from these hyperscalers and cloud providers throwing money at AI. Data Center revenue is up 183% year-over-year. One hundred and eighty-three percent. Are you kidding me?

Gaming? Still doing okay, I guess. Automotive is “growing” (whatever the hell that means). But let’s be real, it’s all about AI. They’re forecasting even *more* revenue next quarter – because of course they are. The world apparently needs more chatbots and image generators. Fantastic.

Hopper and Blackwell architectures are the golden children, naturally. And yeah, there’s some talk about supply chain stuff being a potential issue down the line, but honestly? They’ll probably just raise prices again and everyone will keep paying it. Because they can. Don’t even get me started on the stock split. More shares for more idiots to buy into this madness.

Basically, Nvidia is swimming in cash while the rest of us deal with reality. Happy now? I’m not.

Source: TechCrunch (because you probably didn’t believe me)

Speaking of pointless spending, I once had to debug a system where some “genius” decided to use 8 *eight* Nvidia RTX 3090s in SLI for rendering…for a single user’s desktop. SLI! In 2024! It was unstable, overheated constantly, and achieved absolutely nothing except wasting power and my time. The user complained it wasn’t fast enough. Some people just want to watch the world burn…and apparently make me fix their bad decisions.

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