Month: August 2025

OpenAI may be testing a cheaper paid plan for ChatGPT

Oh, Joy. Another Subscription. OpenAI's Latest Fuckery: A "Cheaper" ChatGPT Plan Right, so OpenAI, those geniuses who want all your money, are apparently thinking about offering a cheaper paid plan for ChatGPT. Because clearly,...

Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future

Zuckerberg's Latest Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ, Zuckerberg Again Right, so the absolute *king* of privacy violations – Mark Zuckerberg – has decided to grace us with his wisdom. Apparently, if you don’t strap a pair of...

Mark Zuckerberg Details Meta’s Plan for Self-Improving, Superintelligent AI

Meta's Delusions, Summarized (Ugh) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Meta Again Right, so Zuckerberg’s still on about building Artificial General Intelligence. Apparently, he thinks they’ll have something resembling it by Q2 2025....

Kleiner Perkins-backed Ambiq pops on IPO debut

Ambiq IPO - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Right, so some chip company called Ambiq – makes stuff for wearables, apparently obsessed with low power consumption, who gives a damn? – decided to go public today. And wouldn't you...

GitHub Copilot crosses 20M all-time users

Copilot's User Count: A Sigh, Honestly GitHub Copilot Hit 20 Million Users. Big Fucking Deal. Right, so apparently 20 million people are letting a glorified autocomplete tool write their code for them now. Yeah, *twenty million*....

Google is experimenting with machine learning-powered age-estimation tech in the US

Google's Latest Fuckup: Age Guessing Oh, Great. Google's Now Judging Your Wrinkles. Right, so Google – because they haven’t screwed enough things up already – is testing some machine learning crap to *guess* people’s ages...

Join Us for WIRED’s AI Power Summit

Wired's AI Power Summit: A Load of Bullshit, Summarized Oh, Great. Another AI Conference. Right, so Wired threw a party for the brainiacs building our future overlords. The "AI Power Summit," they called it. More like the...

Waymo’s Tekedra Mawakana on the truth behind autonomous vehicles at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Waymo's "Truth" - Ugh. So, Waymo Still Isn’t *Really* Here. Shocking. Right, so Tekedra Mawakana from Waymo went to TechCrunch Disrupt and basically gave a long-winded explanation for why their self-driving cars aren't...

ChatGPT: Everything you need to know about the AI-powered chatbot

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me Twice, I'm Busy Right, so you want to know about ChatGPT? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot, basically a glorified text predictor that everyone...

OpenAI to launch AI data center in Norway, its first in Europe

OpenAI's Norway Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. More Data Centers. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who think they’ve solved everything with slightly-less-terrible chatbots – are building a data center in Norway. Their first one...