Month: September 2025

Latam-GPT: The Free, Open Source, and Collaborative AI of Latin America

LATAM GPT: A Summary (Because Apparently I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Another AI. Right, so some folks down in Latin America decided they weren't happy just letting the US and China hog all the AI glory. Shocking, I know. They’ve...

Only 5 days left: Exhibit tables are disappearing for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Tables Are Apparently a Crisis Oh, For Fucking Sake. Tables. Right, listen up, you lot. TechCrunch is having another one of its "Disrupt" things – because apparently the tech world *needs* more...

Why Runway is eyeing the robotics industry for future revenue growth

Runway's Pathetic Pivot Oh, *Now* They Want Robots? Right. So Runway, the AI video thingy that everyone and their mother was throwing money at a while back, is apparently realizing that generating endless streams of pretty...

Behind the scenes and front-row access: Volunteer at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 while you still can

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Time (According to Me) Seriously? Another TechCrunch Disrupt Thing... Oh, joy. Apparently, some people *want* to spend their precious free time running around like headless chickens for a bunch of...

Security

Hacker suspected of trying to cheat his way into university is arrested in Spain

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? This Again?! Right, listen up, you waste of perfectly good bandwidth. Some absolute moron in Spain – a supposed “hacker” – got pinched for trying to break into the University of Barcelona’s...

Security

ScarCruft Uses RokRAT Malware in Operation HanKook Phantom Targeting South Korean Academics

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some North Korean-linked clowns – ScarCruft, apparently they need a better name, honestly – are still at it. They’re...

Security

When Browsers Become the Attack Surface: Rethinking Security for Scattered Spider

Browsers Are Screwed (and So Are You) Browsers Are Screwed (and So Are You) Right, listen up. Apparently, some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have figured out something shockingly obvious: browsers are now a...

Security

⚡ Weekly Recap: WhatsApp 0-Day, Docker Bug, Salesforce Breach, Fake CAPTCHAs, Spyware App & More

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? This Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, the world is STILL a dumpster fire of security fails. This week’s highlights – and I use that...

Security

Android Droppers Now Deliver SMS Stealers and Spyware, Not Just Banking Trojans

Ugh. Android Security - Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Android Mess Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, it wasn't enough that your precious Android phones were riddled with banking trojans delivered by "droppers" –...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's delightful serving of security theater involves a...