Month: October 2025

Microsoft Finally Fixes Their Bloody Update Dumpster Fire So, holy mother of broken updates, Microsoft has once again managed to trip over its own damn shoelaces. Surprise, surprise — a Windows Update, that sacred ritual of...

PhantomRaven Dumps a Load of Crap on npm – Because Why the Hell Not? Oh, what a glorious dumpster fire we’ve got this week! Some shady bastards going by the oh-so-edgy name PhantomRaven decided they’d stuff npm full of...

Microsoft DNS Has a Meltdown — Because Why the Hell Not? Well, guess what, folks — Microsoft had another big steaming pile of an “oopsie” moment this week. Their bloody DNS systems took a nosedive, so Azure and Microsoft...

Microsoft Finally Fixes the Bloody Media Creation Tool Oh look, Microsoft broke something again — what an absolute shocker. This time, the wonderful geniuses over there managed to bork their Media Creation Tool, the thing...

Canada’s Critical Infrastructure Gets Poked by Hacktivist Arseholes Well, isn’t this just bloody marvellous. Apparently, a bunch of digital wannabe vigilantes decided they’d have a little playtime with Canada’s water and...

WordPress "Security" Plugin F**ks Up—Exposes User Data Like a Leaky Toilet Oh, look, another day, another "security" plugin doing the exact opposite of what it’s supposed to. This time, the dumbasses at WPScan managed to turn...