Month: October 2025

Seriously? Another One? Klopatra: Because Apparently, People Still Click Things. Oh joy. Another Android banking trojan. This one's called Klopatra – probably named after some pharaoh who was also a complete sucker for phishing...

Milesight Routers? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another Router Pwnage Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting vulnerabilities in Milesight routers – yeah, those Milesight routers – to sling phishing SMS...

Ugh. Another "Reality Check" Article. Seriously? You Need *Me* to Tell You This? Right, so some 'experts' have apparently just noticed things are fucked in cybersecurity. Shocking. The gist of this drivel – and I use that term...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, Joy. Red Hat's Screwed It Up Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clowns over at Red Hat have managed to bollocks up their OpenShift AI platform so badly that it’s basically handing the...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Need *Me* To Tell You This? Right, so apparently some security teams are finally figuring out that AI isn’t a magic bullet. Shocking, I know. The article – and believe me, wading...

Seriously? OneLogin *Again*? OneLogin: Still Managing To Screw Things Up, Apparently Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OneLogin, those geniuses over there, managed to let attackers waltz in and use API keys to pilfer OIDC...

Seriously?! Still Dealing With *This*? You've Got Bigger Problems Than You Think, Morons Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, enterprises are STILL running ancient, unsupported...

Seriously?! Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. Another Security Clusterf\*ck. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some researchers managed to crack Confidential Computing – the supposedly secure enclave tech everyone's been drooling...

Ugh, Another Security Flaw Seriously? *Another* Intel Screw-Up Right, listen up. Some researchers – because apparently they have nothing better to do than poke holes in things – found a way to yank ECDSA private keys right...

Ugh, More Security Shite Seriously? Nvidia *AND* Adobe? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Talos just puked out another report – surprise, surprise – and it’s about vulnerabilities in both Nvidia...