Month: October 2025

Microsoft to force install Microsoft 365 companion apps in October

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ, Microsoft Is At It Again. Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: blatant disregard for user autonomy), is shoving a bunch of "companion apps" down...

F-Droid project threatened by Google’s new dev registration rules

F-Droid is Screwed (Thanks, Google) Seriously? F-Droid's About to Have a Bad Time. Oh joy. Another brilliant move by Google. Apparently, they’ve decided that everyone registering as an Android developer needs to cough up $25...

Android malware uses VNC to give attackers hands-on access

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? VNC on Android. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Right, so some morons have managed to shove VNC (Virtual Network Computing – for the utterly clueless, it's remote control software) into an Android...

New bug in classic Outlook can only be fixed via Microsoft support

Outlook is STILL Broken - Courtesy of Microsoft Seriously? Outlook. *Again.* Oh, joy. Another fucking bug in Classic Outlook (because apparently Microsoft can't be bothered to actually fix things). This one causes the search...

Adobe Analytics bug leaked customer tracking data to other tenants

Adobe Analytics: Another Fucking Mess Adobe Analytics: Seriously? *Another* Data Leak? Oh, joy. Adobe Analytics had a bug. A bug. What a surprise. Apparently, some misconfigured JavaScript – because who needs proper QA, right?...

Data breach at dealership software provider impacts 766k clients

Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, Joy. Dealership Software Provider Got Pwned. Right, listen up, you lot. CDK Global, a company that basically runs the back-end for a *shitload* of car dealerships, got their systems hammered by...

Opera launches its AI-centric Neon browser

Opera's Neon... Seriously? Oh, *Another* Browser. Fantastic. Right, so Opera – yes, that Opera – decided the world desperately needs yet another browser. They’re calling it “Neon,” and surprise, surprise, it's all about...

Anthropic Will Use Claude Chats for Training Data. Here’s How to Opt Out

Anthropic's Shitty Data Grab - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? They're Doing *What* Now?! Right, listen up. Anthropic, those clowns building Claude – you know, the AI that pretends to be helpful – are scraping your...

Nothing launches AI tool for building mini apps using prompts

Nothing's Latest Clusterfuck: An AI "Tool" Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so Nothing – yes, the phone company that peaked with hype and questionable design choices – has unleashed yet another piece of software on an...

A year after filing to IPO, still-private Cerebras Systems raises $1.1B

Cerebras Systems: Still Bleeding Money Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake – Cerebras Again Right, so these clowns at Cerebras Systems? The ones building that ridiculously oversized wafer-scale engine? They’ve managed to scrape...