Month: October 2025

SideWinder’s New ClickOnce Crapfest – Because Apparently We Needed More Malware in Our Miserable Lives Well, grab your coffee and prepare to facepalm, because the lovely bastards from the SideWinder APT crew are back at it...

Chrome Gets Pwned Again – Now Serving Up Spyware à la Memento Labs Well, isn’t that just bloody fantastic. Once again, Chrome’s got a goddamn zero-day up its shiny rear, and some sneaky bastards from Italy’s Memento Labs...

Phishing with Invisible Crap – Because Apparently Hackers Have Nothing Better To Do So, these cyber-jackasses are at it again. This time, they’re slinging phishing emails that look perfectly normal – except the sneaky...

Is Your Google Workspace as Secure as You Bloody Think It Is? Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Another cheery report reminding everyone that just because you shoved your company’s digital junk into Google Workspace...

Why Early Threat Detection Is the Bloody Lifeline of Business Survival Right, listen up you miserable bunch of hopeful entrepreneurs. The article bangs on about how if your company doesn’t catch cyber threats early, you’re...

BlueNoroff’s Crypto Crime Circus: North Korea’s New Favorite Shitshow Well, those cheery bastards in North Korea are at it again, this time with their digital pickpocketing hobby gone full-blown professional. The sneaky...

GhostCall and GhostHire: Yet Another Digital Clusterfuck Alright, strap in. Apparently, the BlueNoroff gang—yes, that North Korean cybercrime troupe that’s got more aliases than a dodgy sysadmin’s burner emails—has...

Herodotus: The Sneaky Little Android Bastard Outsmarting Everything Oh great, just what the world needed—another nasty little Android Trojan, this one calling itself “Herodotus.” Because apparently, naming your malware...

The Bloody TEE.Fail Disaster: Yet Another "Secure" Shitshow Well, holy hell, here we go again. Some overpaid geniuses found another goddamn side-channel leak in Intel and AMD’s supposedly “secure” enclaves. They’re...

Oracle EBS: The Clusterfuck No One Saw Coming Right, gather ‘round, you glorious herd of sysadmins and caffeine addicts, because Oracle’s ERP mess just got even more depressing. Turns out the whole “few companies might be...