Month: December 2025

Compromised IAM Credentials Power a Large AWS Crypto Mining Campaign

Compromised IAM Credentials Lead to One Hell of an AWS Crypto Clusterf*** Well slap my circuits and call me compromised—some genius-level f***wits have managed to turn stolen IAM credentials into their own goddamn AWS crypto...

Security

Russia Hits Critical Orgs Via Misconfigured Edge Devices

Russian Hackers Raising Hell with Misconfigured Edge Devices — Because Why the Hell Not? So, it looks like the Russian APT crib of digital assholes is at it again, this time turning critical infrastructure around the bloody...

Security

Venezuelan Oil Company Downplays Alleged US Cyberattack

Venezuelan Oil Company Throws Shade, Pretends Cyberattack Was Just a Glitch So apparently the geniuses over at Venezuela’s state-run oil company, PDVSA, got their digital knickers in a twist because some hackers allegedly took...

Security

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – The Middle East & Africa’s Largest Cybersecurity Event

GISEC GLOBAL 2026: The Cybersecurity Circus of the Middle East & Africa Oh great, another year, another enormous cybersecurity trade event where every self-proclaimed “cyber ninja,” “threat whisperer,” and “AI guru”...

Canary build 28020.1362 explores Windows 11 26H1 new features: AI-Agent in Settings, Quick Machine Recovery changes, and more

Windows 11 Canary Build 28020.1362 – Another Day, Another Bloody "Upgrade" Well, buckle the hell up because Microsoft’s farted out another Canary build – 28020.1362 – for that tortured abomination they call Windows 11...

VS Code 1.107 brings chat-integrated background agents and Agent HQ for multi-agent orchestration

VS Code 1.107 — Now with Chatty Bastards and Background Chaos So, Microsoft’s Visual Studio Code just dropped version 1.107, and holy flaming servers, they’re cramming in *even more* AI crap. Because what the hell else do...

UserLock 13.0: IAM for Active Directory with granular MFA, contextual access controls, and real-time session management

UserLock 13.0: Yet Another Bloody Attempt to Save the Idiots From Themselves Oh great, here we go again — another shiny little update for the poor bastards still chained to Active Directory. The geniuses at IS Decisions just...

European authorities dismantle call center fraud ring in Ukraine

European Authorities Nuke Ukrainian Call-Center Scam: About Bloody Time! So here’s the latest bundle of digital idiocy for you — the European law crowd finally pulled their collective thumbs out and took down a massive...

Microsoft to block Exchange Online access for outdated mobile devices

Microsoft Throws Old Mobile Devices into the Digital Dumpster – Because Of Course They Bloody Did Well, well, well… looks like Microsoft’s decided to play Tech Grim Reaper again. This time, they’re swinging the banhammer...

The Hidden Risk in Virtualization: Why Hypervisors are a Ransomware Magnet

The Hidden Sh*tstorm Behind Virtualization – Why Hypervisors Are the New Ransomware Playground Right, gather ‘round, you miserable lot. Apparently, we’ve built the digital equivalent of putting all our golden eggs in one...