Month: January 2026

Phia Raises $35M to Make Shopping “Fun” Again — Because Apparently We Needed That Right, so apparently the world wasn’t suffering enough — now we’ve got Phoebe Gates (yes, that Gates) and Sophia Kianni dropping a $35...

Airtable’s Valuation Takes a Nosedive and the Founder Thinks That’s Just the Bloody Beginning Well, grab your popcorn, folks, because Airtable decided to ride the flaming dumpster fire express straight into Valuation Hell....

Risotto Raises $10M to Fix the Dumpster Fire That Is Ticketing – Supposedly Right, so some shiny new startup called Risotto just managed to sweet-talk investors out of $10 million in seed funding. Their “brilliant” idea?...

Google’s Brainiacs Freak Out Over ICE, While Corporate Plays Hide-and-Seek So, apparently, the geniuses over at Google DeepMind—the same mob that’s teaching machines to dream of electric sheep—are now *losing their...

Google’s New “AI Mode” – Because Apparently, Nobody Reads Anymore So Google’s gone and done it again – bolting more shiny bits onto its damned AI engine like a drunk mechanic with a wrench. They've rolled out this...

OpenAI Launches Prism — Because Apparently Scientists Need Another Fancy-Ass AI Toy So, OpenAI decided it wasn’t done infesting the world with more slick buzzword-crammed “innovation,” and has now puked out something...

Google’s AI Plus Plan — Because Apparently We All Need Another Subscription To Worship Our Robot Overlords So, the almighty Google has decided to bless the rest of the damned planet with its so-called “AI Plus” plan....

CEOs Lose Their Damn Minds: AI Bosses Condemn ICE Violence, Then Blow Kisses to Trump Well holy algorithmic fuck, what do we have here? Two of Silicon Valley’s self-proclaimed "ethical overlords" — the big boss from Anthropic...

The Bloody Circus of Musk’s Grok Crackdown Oh, brilliant. The state morons have finally decided that Elon bloody Musk’s AI fun-fair, Grok (you know, the chatbot that occasionally behaves like it’s had one too many...

Alexa+ Is Out and It’s Already Driving Everyone Up the Bloody Wall Well, surprise-freaking-surprise — Amazon’s rolled out "Alexa Plus," their shiny new attempt to shove even more AI “magic” into your living room while...