Category: AI

FieldAI: Another Robot Brain, Great. Seriously? More Robots. Oh joy. FieldAI just snagged $40.5 million – FORTY POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS – to build what they’re calling a “universal robot brain.” Apparently, the world...

Dex: Another Fucking Gadget For Kids Seriously? Dex. Oh, joy. Another tech "solution" to a problem that didn't *need* solving. Apparently, some people think their kids aren’t learning languages fast enough, so now we have Dex...

Pixel 10 AI Crap - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More AI Bullshit in Your Pocket. Right, so Google's new Pixel 10 phones. Apparently, they’ve decided to cram even *more* artificial intelligence into these things...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Surveillance Shite. Right, so some Harvard dropouts – *Harvard dropouts*, naturally, because who needs a degree when you have delusions of grandeur and venture capital? – are launching...

Google's Latest Garbage - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google Shit. Right, so apparently Google thinks we’re all *desperate* for slightly-less-awful versions of the things they already make. The Pixel 10 series...

Google's Pixel Buds: More Gemini Crap Seriously? MORE AI in My Ears?! Oh, joy. Google’s decided your earbuds weren’t annoying enough already and are shoving even more Gemini “features” down your throat with the new Pixel...

Google Photos Now Listens to Your Whining Oh, Great. Google Photos Will Now Judge Your Photography Skills (and "Help") Right, so apparently people are too fucking lazy to use a slider or tap a button. Google, in their infinite...

Pixel 10: More AI Bullshit, Seriously? Google's Pixel 10: Prepare for Even *More* Things You Don’t Need Oh, joy. Google's decided to shove even MORE "AI" down our throats with the Pixel 10 series. Apparently, not enough people...

Ugh, Another Chatbot Problem Seriously? They're Complaining About *Memory* Now? Right, so these idiot developers built these massive language models – chatbots, whatever – and are shocked that they forget things. SHOCKED!...

Fitbit's AI Coach: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. Another Fucking AI. Right, so Fitbit, bless their cotton socks, decided humans weren’t pathetic enough at self-improvement on their own and unleashed...