Category: AI

DeepSeek and ByteDance: Two AI Behemoths Playing Fucking Opposite Games Alright, strap in, because two tech Goliaths—DeepSeek and ByteDance—are playing AI roulette and betting their billions in completely different ways....

AMD’s Lisa Su Talks AI, Chips, and Why Everyone’s Panicking for Nothing Right, so Lisa bloody Su, the big boss at AMD, sat down for one of those “serious tech leadership” interviews where everyone pretends not to be...

Meta Decides to Cram All Its Sh*t Support Into One Pile and Call It “Streamlining” So here we bloody go again. Meta — that lovable corporate hydra formerly known as Facebook — has apparently decided that running separate...

Jon M. Chu and His Magical Green Shitshow: A "Wicked" Tale of AI, Music, and Overachieving So apparently Jon M. Chu — yeah, that nice bloke who turned Crazy Rich Asians into a shiny box-office cannon — is now prancing down...

Anthropic CEO Opens Mouth, Talks About the AI Bubble, and Everyone Pretends to Be Shocked So, apparently, the big brain over at Anthropic decided to weigh in on whether the AI industry is just one gigantic bubble of overhyped,...

Fortell’s Fancy-Ass AI Ears and the Joy of Tech Elitism So, some bright sparks have cooked up a new “AI-powered” hearing aid that apparently lets the half-deaf hear like gods. It’s called Fortell, and—surprise,...

Another Goddamn Power Struggle in AI Land Well, well, well. Yet *another* group of corporate crybabies tried to stop states from regulating AI—and surprise, the whole damn stunt fell flat on its face. Apparently, Big Tech...

Google Photos 2025 Recap — Now With More AI Magic (and Probably Your Embarrassing Selfies) Well, well, well, the geniuses at Google decided that your yearly photo dump wasn’t creepy enough, so they’ve unleashed their shiny...

AWS’s New LLM Fancy-Pants Toybox: Because Apparently Simplicity Needs 400 Extra Layers of Complication So those clever bastards at AWS have decided they haven’t yet milked the AI cow dry, so now they’re “doubling down”...

Anthropic’s IPO Prep: Because Every AI Company Wants to Play in the Big Boys’ Casino So, apparently Anthropic — you know, that shiny AI outfit run by a bunch of ex-OpenAI folks who think they can align intelligence with...