Category: AI

VCs Playing God Again – The Great AI Kingmaking Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. The venture capital clowns are at it again, tossing mountains of cash into the AI pit like it's the goddamn Coliseum, hoping their chosen algorithmic...

An AI Dark Horse Is Rewriting the Rules of Game Design (and Making Everyone Panic) Right, so here’s the bloody gist of it — Tencent, that gigantic tech monstrosity from China with more money than sense, has apparently decided...

WordPress’s New Toy ‘Telex’ — Because Apparently “Normal Coding” Wasn’t Hip Enough So, WordPress — the same bloody company that powers half the damn web — decided they weren’t content with letting you just...

Apple’s New AI Overlord: Because Apparently They Needed Another Ex-Googler to Save Their Shiny-Ass Fruit Company So here we are again, folks. Apple’s bloody AI department just went through another seismic “leadership...

When Uncle Sam Buys a Chunk of Your Shiny Chip Startup Alright, so here’s the bloody gist of it. There’s this chip startup called xLight that’s been strutting around talking about how it’s reinventing photonics or some...

Mistral Tells the Big AI Boys to Shove It With Their Fancy Pants Models Right, so apparently the bunch of brainiacs over at Mistral just decided to stroll into the AI playground and smack the big names like OpenAI and Anthropic...

Some French AI Startup Just Got $70 Million to Talk Fancy Well, apparently the money gods have decided to rain down cash on yet another shiny AI startup. This time it’s some Paris-based mob called Gradium, who’ve somehow...

AWS CEO Matt Garman Wants to Reassert Amazon’s Cloud Dominance in the AI Era – Or, How to Shove AI Down Everyone’s Throat Again So here we go again. Amazon’s new cloud overlord, Matt bloody Garman, reckons he’s going to...

Amazon Drops a Fancy-Ass AI Chip and Pretends They're Besties with Nvidia Oh great, Amazon’s decided to show off again — they’ve rolled out some shiny new AI chip that’s supposed to make everyone piss themselves with...

Amazon’s Shiny New AI Toys: Because Apparently We Needed More Buzzword Bullshit So, Amazon’s gone and dropped their latest *“frontier AI models”*—called **Nova**, because apparently they ran out of pretentious...