Category: AI

Micron Kicks Out Grandma To Build Shiny Silicon Playground So, here’s the steaming pile of corporate horseshit known as “progress.” Micron, the mega-chip manufacturer with a $100 billion hard-on for building a new...

Europe’s Tech Balls Officially Handed to the US So apparently, Europe’s glorious dream of being the moral compass of the digital universe just took a flaming swan dive straight into Uncle Sam’s pocket. The EU — champion...

OpenAI’s Head Shrinker-in-Chief Bails Out – Because Apparently the AI’s Not the Only One Having a Breakdown So, gather ‘round you data-devouring degenerates — OpenAI just lost one of the brains behind the whole “AI...

Momentic Raises $15M to Automate Software Testing — Because Apparently, Humans Keep Screwing It Up So, the geniuses at Momentic just bagged a fat $15 million to automate software testing — because, surprise surprise,...

Amazon’s Super-Smart AI Babysitters: Because Bug Hunts Weren’t Paranoid Enough So, Amazon—our lovely data-hoarding, privacy-munching megacorp—has apparently decided regular AI wasn’t terrifying enough. Nope, now...

Another Bloody AI Startup Promising to Save the Creator Economy Right, so apparently some ex-MrBeast content strategist decided he’s got the next messiah-level idea for creators everywhere — an AI tool that helps “generate...

Anthropic Drops Opus 4.5 – Because Apparently Chrome and Excel Weren’t Annoying Enough Already So those geniuses over at Anthropic decided the world desperately needed Opus 4.5, yet another fancy update to their smugly...

A New AI Benchmark to See If Bots Give a Shit About Your Wellbeing So apparently, some bright folks decided that chatbots should maybe, I don’t know, not emotionally wreck people. Shocking, right? Turns out, the whole “AI...

AWS Blows $50B on AI Infrastructure for Uncle Sam Well, strap in, because Amazon Web Services just decided to torch $50 billion (yes, that’s billion with a bloody “B”) to build AI infrastructure for the U.S. government....

Hands-On With Stickerbox — Because Apparently Kids Need AI for Stickers Now Right, so some bright bastards at Stickerbox decided the world desperately needed an AI-powered sticker app for kids. Because, obviously, paper and...