Category: AI

Microsoft’s plan to fix its chip problem is, partly, to let OpenAI do the heavy lifting

Microsoft’s Brilliant Plan to Let Someone Else Fix Their Damn Chip Problem Well, well, well. Microsoft’s at it again — playing the “we’ve got this under control” game while quietly shoving their chip mess under...

Google augments AI shopping with conversational search, agentic checkout and an AI that calls stores for you

Google’s New AI Shopping Circus — Because Clearly, We Didn’t Have Enough Creepy Robots Already So, Google’s at it again — stuffing more bloody AI into your shopping experience because *obviously* managing your own...

LinkedIn adds AI-powered search to help users find people

LinkedIn Unleashes AI-Powered Search Because Apparently, We Can't Search For Ourselves Anymore Oh bloody hell, LinkedIn’s at it again — they’ve shoved some so-called "AI magic" into their platform to help all the ambitious...

Teen founders raise $6M to reinvent pesticides using AI — and convince Paul Graham to join in

Teen Tech Geniuses Raise a Crapload of Cash to Nuke Bugs with AI — and Rope in Paul Bloody Graham Right, so apparently some teenage braniacs — who probably haven’t even finished growing facial hair yet — just waltzed into...

Google’s SIMA 2 agent uses Gemini to reason and act in virtual worlds

Google’s SIMA 2: Yet Another Fancy-Ass AI Trying to Take Over Virtual Worlds Well, apparently the geniuses at Google have decided that we don’t quite have enough creepy digital overlords yet, so they’ve spun up something...

Google’s NotebookLM adds ‘Deep Research’ tool, support for more file types

Google’s NotebookLM Grows a Brain — Sort Of Right, so apparently Google’s shiny AI note-taker, NotebookLM, just got a so-called “Deep Research” tool. Because clearly the tech bros at Mountain View thought, “What if...

The global race for the AI app layer is still on

The Global AI App Layer Shitshow: Everyone’s Still Screaming “Me First!” Oh look, another bloody TechCrunch piece telling us the obvious — the AI gold rush is still on, and everyone from Silicon Valley to Shenzhen is...

Figma bets on India to expand beyond design

Figma Decides India Is the Next Big Damn Playground Right then, Figma — that smug design software everyone and their cat uses to pretend they’re product visionaries — has decided it’s not content just being the golden...

All of My Employees Are AI Agents, and So Are My Executives

All My Employees Are AI Agents — And Holy Hell, What a Circus Right, so here’s the deal: some genius out there thought, “Hey, what if my entire bloody company was run by AI agents?” — and instead of anyone slapping...

Microsoft-backed Veir is bringing superconductors to data centers

Microsoft Throws Money at Magic Wires — Veir Promises to Supercool the Internet So apparently Microsoft has decided it doesn’t have enough shiny toys and is now backing a company called Veir — because we totally needed...