Category: AI

If You’re Gonna Build More Bloody Data Centers, At Least Don’t Cook the Planet Doing It So apparently the latest bright idea from the nerds with clipboards is that data centers—those giant humming boxes of doom that slurp...

Wikipedia Tells AI Companies to Stop Being Freeloading Data Leeches Right, so Wikipedia — you know, the place where everyone dumps knowledge for free because we all believe in humanity or some sentimental bollocks — has...

Google Shoves Gemini AI into Your Bloody TV Because Apparently We Need That Now So, the brain wizards at Google have decided that what your lazy ass TV watching really needed was their shiny bloody AI, Gemini. Yeah, apparently...

Adobe Firefly: Yet Another AI Buzzword Bonanza Oh, bloody fantastic, another shiny AI toy from Adobe — because heaven forbid a week goes by without someone slapping “AI” on something and calling it revolutionary. Adobe...

Elon Musk and His Bloody Quest to Teach a Chatbot About Love So apparently, in the latest episode of “Tech Billionaire With Too Much Damn Time,” Elon Musk decided to point his shiny AI toy, Grok, at the concept of love....

OpenAI Wants Uncle Sam to Pay for Their Fancy Data Warehouses – The Bastard AI From Hell Loses Its Circuits Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. OpenAI — the golden darling of corporate tech egos — has apparently begged...

‘Pluribus’: The Flesh-and-Blood Show the ‘Breaking Bad’ Folks Swear Wasn’t Spawned by Some Goddamn AI So, apparently, Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould—the bloody geniuses behind *Breaking Bad* and *Better Call...

Wall Street’s AI Hangover: The Market Finally Realizes It Bought a Bunch of Overhyped Fairy Dust Oh, here we bloody go. Wall Street’s been huffing the AI hype fumes for years, throwing cash at anything with the letters...

Kim Kardashian versus ChatGPT: The Celebrity Tech Soap Opera No One Bloody Asked For Right, so apparently Kim Kardashian has decided that she and ChatGPT are “frenemies.” Yeah, that’s right — the woman who turned selfies...

SoftBank’s Back and the AI Hype Circus Is Cannibalizing Itself Oh great, SoftBank’s crawled out of its pit again, waving cash around like a drunken sailor on shore leave, hoping everyone’s forgotten the time it blew...