Category: AI

Seven More Lawsuits? Yeah, Because the World Clearly Needed More Drama So apparently, seven more families have decided to drag OpenAI’s sorry digital arse through the legal mud, claiming ChatGPT helped push their loved ones off...

Perplexity Throws $400 Million at Snap So Your Snapchat Search Doesn’t Suck (As Much) Oh bloody wonderful. Another day, another tech partnership no one asked for but the execs are wetting themselves over. So here’s the gist...

Inception Scores $50 Million to Teach Machines How to Bullshit in Code and Text Oh wonderful, another bunch of tech geniuses raised a goddamn $50 million to build diffusion models that can spit out both code and text. Because...

Google’s Bloody Maps Gets “Smarter” in India – Because We Clearly Needed More Talking Apps So, Google’s gone and shoved its shiny new Gemini AI into Google Maps in India, because obviously the one thing drivers really...

Subtle Computing’s Fancy Voice-Isolation Nonsense — Or How to Make Machines Hear You Better Than Your Mom Ever Did So apparently, some bunch of overcaffeinated nerds at Subtle Computing decided that your computer’s been...

Meta Vomits Its AI-Powered Video Sludge Onto Europe — Hooray, More Algorithmic Crap! So, Meta – that cheerful pit of algorithmic nonsense and privacy violations – has decided it’s not quite done inflicting misery on...

Sora for Android Blows Up — Half a Bloody Million Installs on Day One Well, hold on to your overpriced smartphones, because apparently everyone and their dog decided to download OpenAI’s new toy, Sora for Android, the moment...

Sam Altman Says “No Thanks” to a Government Bailout – Because Apparently He’s Suddenly a Capitalist Hero Right, so Sam bloody Altman, the CEO of OpenAI — you know, the outfit that wants to turn chatbots into digital...

Amazon’s New AI-Powered Kindle Translate: Because Human Translators Clearly Weren’t Bleeding Enough Already Well, well, well, what do we have here? Amazon’s decided to unleash yet another bloody AI service — this time...

Nvidia and Qualcomm Playing Tech Fairy Godmothers in India’s Deep-Tech Circus So apparently Nvidia and Qualcomm have decided that tossing their overflowing piles of GPU-fueled cash into India’s startup scene is the next big...