Category: AI

Sora Finally Crawls Onto Android — About Bloody Time Well, guess what, folks — OpenAI’s shiny little video vomit machine, Sora, has finally dragged its sorry digital arse onto Android. Yeah, that’s right — after months...

Shopify’s AI Frenzy – 7x More Bots, 11x More Orders and Infinite Marketing Buzz Well, grab your overpriced energy drink and hold onto your analytics dashboard, because Shopify’s out here bragging that its AI traffic has...

Google’s Bloody AI Mode Is Now Your Personal Event-Booking Dog’s Body Oh, brilliant. Because what we all needed was Google’s AI Mode getting even chattier and bossier. Apparently, the geniuses at Mountain View decided their...

The Curious Case of the Bizarre, Disappearing Captcha — a.k.a. Yet Another Internet Clusterfuck So apparently, the internet geniuses at Wired caught wind of some *brilliantly broken* Captcha that pulls a vanishing act like...

Kevin Rose’s Simple Test For AI Hardware — The “Punchability” Metric Right, so here’s the deal — some bloke named Kevin Rose, tech bro turned hardware whisperer, has cooked up this genius-level garbage test for AI...

AI Filmmaking: Another Overhyped Tech Circle Jerk Brought to You by LG’s Heir and His Fancy Film Pals So apparently, the rich spawn of LG’s founder and some production outfit called Stock Farm Road have decided they’re the...

Microsoft Throws $9.7 Billion at Australia’s IREN to Feed the AI Beast So, Microsoft has decided to light another massive pile of money on fire — $9.7 billion worth — just to make sure their AI cloud empire doesn’t run...

Microsoft Throws $15.2B At The UAE And Calls It “AI Diplomacy” — What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Right, so here we go again — another shiny-ass tech giant lobbing billions at some petro-dollar paradise and pretending it’s...

OpenAI and Amazon Ink $38B Cloud Computing Deal — or, Yet Another Tech Bromance That’ll Cost a Bloody Fortune Well, strap in and hold onto your overpriced ergonomic chairs, because apparently, OpenAI and Amazon have decided...

Dia’s AI Browser Plays Copycat With Arc’s Greatest Hits — And I’m Losing Brain Cells Watching It So apparently, the geniuses at Dia’s AI browser decided the best way to “innovate” was to rummage through Arc’s...