Category: AI

Google's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Google Throws a Tantrum at Duolingo Right. So, after letting Duolingo basically own the language learning space for… how long now? Years?! Google’s decided to wave its massive...

IBM & AMD's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About AI? Right. So IBM and AMD – yeah, those guys – finally noticed the generative AI train left the station approximately three years ago. Instead of actually,...

Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About AI Regulation? Right. So, Meta – yeah, that Meta, the ones who spent a decade hoovering up data like it was going out of style and then pretending they had no idea how any of...

Ugh, More AI Drama Seriously? People Are *Leaving* These Places?! Right, so apparently a bunch of supposedly "top minds" are bailing from Meta's superintelligence labs and OpenAI. Why? Because they’re realizing these companies...

Libby's AI "Feature" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking AI "Innovation"? Right, so Libby, the library app – you know, the one place people go to *avoid* algorithmic garbage – decided it needed to be just like everything else...

Intel's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, Great. Intel Needs Rescuing *Again*. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, Intel’s still floundering in the semiconductor race – shocking, I know. This article...

Anthropic Settles, Because Of Course It Did Seriously? Anthropic Caves to Authors. Oh, joy. Another goddamn settlement. Apparently, Anthropic – those bright sparks building Claude, the AI that's probably just regurgitating...

Anthropic Settlement: A Load of Bollocks Seriously? Anthropic Settled With Authors. *Settled*. Oh, joy. Another bunch of suits caved to the inevitable whining of… authors. Apparently, Anthropic – those clowns building Claude,...

Ugh, Another One Anthropic's Chrome Extension: Because Apparently We Didn't Have Enough Sh*t On Our Screens Right. So, Anthropic – those people who think they’re building *thinking* machines – have shoved their Claude AI...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? They're Building a *Digital Sun* Now. Right, so NASA and IBM – because apparently they don’t have anything better to do – have cooked up a “digital twin” of the sun. A freaking simulation....