Category: Security

Storm-0249: The Digital Dumpster Fire That Just Got Worse Well, grab your helmets and hide your bloody backups, because the cyber-shitstorm known as Storm-0249 is back at it again, now tossing ransomware around like confetti at a...

Gemini Enterprise Takes a Massive Security Dump — and Everyone’s Covered in It So here we bloody go again. Yet another *enterprise-grade*—and I use that term in the loosest, most sarcastic way possible—software platform...

CastleLoader: Yet Another Festering Malware Circus of Digital Crap Well, hold onto your bloody network cables, because apparently 2025 wasn’t shitty enough. Some cyber cretins have decided to dust off a new toy called...

Humanoid Robots: The Next Cyber Cluster**** Waiting to Happen Oh great, just what humanity needed—walking, talking, face-recognizing buckets of silicon and stupidity that can be hacked faster than a coffee-fueled script kiddie...

North Korean Hackers Up to Their Usual Crap Again — Now With React2Shell and EtherRAT Well, hold on to your bloody firewalls, because the delightful bunch of hellspawn from North Korea are at it again — only this time...

Microsoft Patch Tuesday – December 2025: Yet Another Glorious Parade of Bullshit Ah, joy of all bloody joys, it’s December’s Patch Tuesday again. Microsoft’s monthly love letter to sysadmins everywhere, filled with...

Packer-as-a-Service Shanya: Another Glorious Dumpster Fire for Cybersecurity Oh great, just what the world needed — yet another half-baked “as-a-service” nightmare. This time, it’s some charming little bastard called...

GISEC Global: The Bloody Circus of Cybersecurity Show-offs Ah, GISEC Global — the so-called “Middle East & Africa’s largest cybersecurity event.” In other words, a massive geek convention where every vendor with a...

MuddyWater Deploys UDPGangster Backdoor – Because Apparently Cyber Mayhem Is a Hobby Now Right, so guess which bunch of digital arsonists are back again? That’s right – MuddyWater, the Iranian cyber mischief-makers who just...

Another Glorious Fuck-Up: Sneeit WordPress RCE Gets Pwned and Frost Botnet Joins the Party Well, would you look at that — yet another day, yet another bunch of clueless website owners getting their shit wrecked. This time,...