Category: Security

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: CL-STA-0969 Right, listen up. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they’re calling themselves CL-STA-0969, because apparently naming things with numbers is *super*...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Plague PAM. Right, listen up you lot. Some new piece of shit backdoor called "Plague" has been found in the Linux world, specifically targeting Pluggable Authentication...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - Ugh, Fine. GITEX GLOBAL 2025: A Summary (Because I *Have* To) Right. So apparently a bunch of tech bros are gathering in Dubai again next year for GITEX GLOBAL. It's basically a massive trade show, okay? Like,...

Seriously? This Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Right, so some "experts" have figured out that AI security tools are… wait for it… only as good as the data they're trained on. Groundbreaking stuff, truly. Like discovering...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Storm-2603 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "Storm-2603" – original name, I know – are using SharePoint vulnerabilities to shove...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Oh joy. It's Friday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. This week’s delightful roundup...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: AI-Generated Malware in NPM. Right, listen up you lot. Some idiot (or more likely, a bunch of 'em) managed to sneak a malicious npm package into the registry – called...

SIEMs Are Officially Toast (Probably) Seriously, SIEMs. Get Over It. Right, so apparently some "analysts" are noticing what the rest of us have known for *years*: Security Information and Event Management systems – SIEMs –...

Seriously?! Another Fucking OAuth Screwup Oh, For The Love Of… (Microsoft 365 Breaches - Again) Right, listen up. Some clowns are using a tool called "Tycoon Kit" – because apparently naming things after failed business...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Shade BIOS. *Another* Fucking Rootkit. Right, so some researchers found a way to install malware directly into the fucking BIOS – before the OS even loads. They're calling it "Shade." Like that makes...