Seriously? You Need *This* Explained?

Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn flowchart to figure out if they should get a piece of paper or a shiny badge for cybersecurity. This article basically says what everyone already knows: it depends. Shocking, I know.

Degrees (the expensive, time-consuming ones) are good for foundational knowledge and management roles – because apparently you need to spend four years learning history to tell someone to patch a server. Certifications (the slightly less expensive, still annoying ones) are better for specific skills like penetration testing or cloud security. Like anyone actually *needs* a certificate to pentest… just be good at it, for fuck’s sake.

It drones on about supply and demand – surprise, there’s a shortage of skilled people (because everyone wants to be a “hacker” but nobody wants to do the actual work). Entry-level positions are swarming with newbies, mid-career folks need certs to prove they’re not completely useless, and senior roles… well, those still want experience. Groundbreaking.

Oh, and it mentions bootcamps. Bootcamps. Don’t even get me started on those money grabs. They promise you the world and deliver… slightly above beginner level knowledge.

The bottom line? Do something useful. Learn to code, learn networking, learn how systems actually work. Stop asking for permission slips in the form of degrees or certifications and just *do* it. And for god’s sake, read documentation.

Source: Cyber Career Opportunities: Weighing Certifications vs. Degrees

And Another Thing…

I once had a guy show up with *six* different cybersecurity certifications, couldn’t tell a TCP packet from a ham sandwich. Six! He proceeded to spend the next hour asking me what an IP address was. Seriously. Don’t be that guy.

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