Month: February 2026

Anthropic CEO Finally Grows a Pair, Tells Pentagon to Piss Off Oh look, Dario Amodei has suddenly developed a fucking spine. While every other AI vendor in Silicon Valley is practically deep-throating the military-industrial...

The Pentagon's AI Circle-Jerk: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in from the Uncanny Valley podcast. Apparently the Pentagon is having a massive sook because Anthropic has grown a...

Jack Dorsey's Block Party: 4,000 Careers Go Tits Up Oh look, it's Saint Jack of the Perpetual Beard, back to bless us with his infinite fucking wisdom. Apparently, the spiritual guru of tech bros has decided that Block (formerly...

Google's Nano Banana 2: Because Christ Knows We Needed Another Image Generator That Can't Draw Fucking Hands Oh joy. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more saturated with AI-generated slop that looks like it was...

Splendid. Another AI Parrot to Squawk Your Schedule at You. Oh brilliant. Just what the universe needed: Huxe, a shiny new Silicon Valley circle-jerk that charges you money to have a Large Language Model read your own fucking...

OpenAI Pinches a $110B Loaf and We're All Supposed to Cheer Oh for fuck's sake. Not content with bleeding the venture capitalists dry like a pack of vampires at a hemophiliacs' convention, OpenAI has gone and vacuumed up $110...

Last Fucking Chance to Blow Your Wallet on TechCircleJerk 2026 Oh look, it's that time of year again when the silicon-valley sycophants start panic-buying tickets to TechCrunch Disrupt because some marketing drone decided that...

Wall Street's Terminal Case of AI Psychosis These fucking finance bros have lost their goddamn minds. Wall Street has caught a terminal case of AI psychosis—they're foaming at the mouth, throwing billions at anything with...

Tech Moralists Write Another Fucking Letter Nobody Asked For Oh for fuck's sake. Look what crawled out of the bean bag chairs this week. A bunch of precious little snowflakes at Google and OpenAI—the same wankers who spend...

Perplexity’s New "Computer": Because One Shitty AI Wasn't Enough, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't derail any harder into the ravine of user stupidity, Perplexity decides that what...