Seriously? Scattered Spider’s at it Again.
Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies with too much time and not enough morals – are actively exploiting a vulnerability in VMware ESXi servers. Yes, ESXi. The virtualization platform. Meaning they’re going after the foundation of entire data centers.
They’re using known vulnerabilities (CVE-2021-44228, CVE-2022-31656 and CVE-2023-34059 if you *must* know – patch your damn systems!) to get in, deploy malware, and then… surprise! Ransomware. They’re demanding money, naturally. Because why bother learning a useful skill when you can just steal data and whine until people pay?
They’ve been targeting smaller orgs mostly, which is just pathetic. Easy targets, apparently. And they’re not even being subtle about it; they’re actively scanning for vulnerable systems. The article says they’re using tools like Nmap and then exploiting the vulnerabilities with stuff readily available online. Honestly, it’s embarrassing.
Mitigation? Patch your ESXi servers. Disable SSH if you aren’t using it (seriously, why is it even *on*?). Segment your network. Basic security hygiene, people! It’s not rocket science, but apparently a lot of you are failing at basic competence.
And don’t expect them to stop anytime soon. These clowns are persistent and will keep going until everyone either patches or gets completely wrecked. Don’t be the latter.
Look, I once had to rebuild a server farm because someone left the default credentials on *everything*. Default credentials! It took three days and enough caffeine to kill a small horse. Don’t be that guy. Just… don’t.
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