Seriously? Another One. Naval Group Gets Pwned.
Right, listen up you lot. France’s fancy-pants warship builder, Naval Group – the ones who make things that go boom in the ocean – just got hit with a 1TB data breach. A *terabyte*. Honestly, what are they even doing? Apparently some scumbag(s) managed to snag a bunch of sensitive info, including technical specs and… wait for it… marketing presentations. Marketing! Like *that’s* going to cripple national defense.
They’re saying no “critical” data was nicked, which is what they always say. Yeah, sure. Bet your bottom dollar some classified shit went walkies. They’ve alerted the authorities and are “investigating” – meaning they’ll probably find out it was a phishing email from Prince of Nigeria or something equally pathetic.
The ransomware gang LockBit 3.0 is claiming responsibility, naturally. Because why wouldn’t they? It’s just fantastic. More headaches for everyone involved. Expect lots of finger-pointing and vague assurances that everything is under control. It never is, is it?
Honestly, the whole thing reeks of basic security failures. A 1TB breach isn’t a “minor incident,” it’s a colossal screw-up. I swear, if I were in charge of their cybersecurity… well, let’s just say there wouldn’t *be* a breach.
Related Anecdote (Because You People Need Context)
Reminds me of this time a “highly secure” government facility had their entire network compromised because someone used ‘password’ as the admin password. Seriously. *Password*. I spent three days cleaning up that mess, and all I got was a lukewarm coffee and a lecture about “following protocol.” Protocol my arse. Some people just want to watch the world burn, and then blame it on me when they inevitably screw things up.
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