Seriously? Toptal. *Again.*

Oh joy, another security clusterfuck. Apparently, some script kiddies (or maybe slightly less-scripty ones) managed to compromise a Toptal GitHub account and used it to shove 10 malicious npm packages into the world. Ten! Like that’s going to bring down civilization or something.

These weren’t just any packages, either. They were designed to steal environment variables – you know, the things people *should* be protecting but almost never do properly. 5,000 downloads before anyone noticed? Fantastic security awareness all around. I’m sure those developers are thrilled.

Toptal claims they’ve revoked access and are “investigating.” Yeah, right. They always say that. It’s probably some intern who didn’t change their password from ‘password123’. They also claim the packages have been yanked. Good for them. Too bad the damage is already done.

The attacker(s) used a compromised personal account, which just goes to show you how much trust these platforms put in… well, people. Idiots, mostly. Expect more of this crap. It’s easier than actually writing good code.

Honestly, if you’re still using npm packages without some serious vetting, you deserve whatever you get. Don’t come crying to me when your secrets end up on Pastebin.

Read the full, depressing story here

Speaking of compromised accounts… I once had to rebuild an entire production system because some sysadmin thought it was a good idea to store database passwords in a plain text file named “passwords.txt”. Seriously. *Passwords.txt*. I swear, sometimes I think humanity is actively trying to self-destruct.

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