Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake: Scattered Spider is at it Again
Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the clowns over at “Scattered Spider” – a name that implies competence they absolutely do *not* possess – have decided VMware ESXi servers are their new playground. Because patching is apparently optional for some people. They’re exploiting known vulnerabilities (seriously, *known*) to get root access and then deploying ransomware all over critical US infrastructure. Like hospitals and stuff. Fantastic.
They’re using a bunch of open-source tools – Cobalt Strike, 3CXDesk, and a whole load of other crap anyone with half a brain and Google can find. They’re not even being *original* about it! And they’re doing this to steal data before encrypting everything. Shocking. Absolutely shocking. (It isn’t.)
The article mentions they’ve been active since at least January 2024, and are targeting a wide range of sectors. They’re basically just brute-forcing their way in where security is lax or non-existent. And then demanding millions in ransom. Because why bother learning actual skills when you can just extort people?
CISA has issued warnings (as if anyone actually *reads* those things) and are urging everyone to patch their systems, use multi-factor authentication, and generally not be completely incompetent. But let’s be real, most of you won’t until after you’ve been pwned.
Honestly, it’s just… exhausting. Another day, another ransomware gang exploiting basic security failures. I need a drink.
Anecdote: I once had to remotely troubleshoot a server room where the “security” consisted of a chain lock on the door and a handwritten password list taped to the inside of the frame. The sysadmin thought it was “good enough.” I swear, some people actively *invite* these attacks. It’s not surprising when I hear stories like this.
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