Firebase Security: Another Fucking Disaster
Oh joy. More people screwing up basic security with Firebase. Apparently, some outfit called Tea (because *everything* needs a cutesy name these days) got pwned because they left their goddamn database wide open to the internet. Like, seriously? It’s not rocket science.
The gist of it is this: misconfigured rules allowed unauthorized access. Specifically, they didn’t properly restrict read/write access on their Firestore database. Meaning anyone could just waltz in and grab (or modify) data. They also apparently had some issues with authentication – or lack thereof. The SANS article details how to fix it, which is basically “don’t be a complete idiot and actually *use* the security features Firebase provides.”
They’re blaming a third-party library for some of it, but let’s be real: you’re responsible for what your code does. Don’t just blindly trust shit from npm or wherever else. Validate everything! And *test* your security rules before deploying to production, you absolute muppets.
The article goes on about using service accounts correctly (don’t expose them!), and generally being aware of the implications of what you’re doing. It’s all stuff that should be common sense, but apparently isn’t. Honestly, I’m starting to think people just *want* to get hacked so they can have something to complain about on Twitter.
So yeah. Firebase security is only as good as the person configuring it. Don’t be that person.
Related Anecdote: I once had a sysadmin who thought “read-only” meant “everyone can read, but nobody can write.” Took me three days to figure out why our production database was being updated by a script running on someone’s cat’s Raspberry Pi. Seriously. People are *stupid*.
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