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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, full of shit you should...
Month: July 2025
Free Autoswagger Tool Finds the API Flaws Attackers Hope You Miss
Ugh, Another Security Tool. Seriously? AutoSwagger: Because You Can't Bother to Secure Your Own APIs Right, listen up, you lot. Some "security researchers" (read: people who point out the blindingly obvious flaws *you* should...
Mount an NFS Share on Windows 11 with PowerShell
Ugh, Mounting NFS Shares on Windows 11 (Because Apparently It's Still a Thing) Seriously? You Need *PowerShell* For This Now? Right, so some people – and I use that term loosely – still want to mount Network File System...
Internet Archive is now a US federal depository library
Ugh, Seriously? Internet Archive is... a Library Now? Fucking Great. Right, so the Internet Archive – you know, the place hoarding everything digital like some obsessive-compulsive dragon – has somehow convinced the US...
OpenAI could rival Google Shopping with ChatGPT Shop
OpenAI's Latest Dumb Idea Seriously? ChatGPT... *Shopping*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI, bless their clueless hearts, are apparently thinking about letting ChatGPT handle your goddamn online shopping. Yeah,...
France’s warship builder Naval Group investigates 1TB data breach
Naval Group Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Naval Group Gets Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. France's fancy-pants warship builder, Naval Group – the ones who make things that go boom in the ocean – just got hit...
OpenAI prepares GPT-5 for roll out
GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI About to Mess Things Up GPT-5 is Coming – Prepare for More Bullshit Right, so OpenAI's cooking up GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough of a resource hog and potential disaster waiting to...
Microsoft will stop supporting Windows 11 22H2 in October
Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Another Windows Update to Deal With. Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: relentless pursuit of forcing upgrades), is officially kicking Windows 11 version 22H2 to the curb on...
CISA flags PaperCut RCE bug as exploited in attacks, patch now
PaperCut: Seriously, Patch This Shit PaperCut's a Mess. Fix It. NOW. Oh joy. Another goddamn vulnerability. Apparently, some print management software called PaperCut – because who *doesn’t* need more complexity in their...
Exploit available for critical Cisco ISE bug exploited in attacks
Cisco ISE? More Like Cisco *IS* Screwed Oh, Joy. Another Cisco Clusterfuck. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some right pricks have found a way to pwn Cisco's Identity Services Engine (ISE). A critical vulnerability,...