Month: July 2025

Microsoft: macOS Sploitlight flaw leaks Apple Intelligence data

Ugh, Another Apple Security Mess Seriously? *Another* One? Microsoft Finds Yet *Another* Flaw in macOS. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Microsoft – yes, Microsoft, the people who used to be the bad guys – had to point...

Endgame Gear mouse config tool infected users with malware

Endgame Gear Mouse Software? More Like Endgame *Your Data* Software Seriously, People Still Download Random Crap? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another software supply chain attack. This time it's Endgame Gear’s mouse...

Flaw in Gemini CLI AI coding assistant allowed stealthy code execution

Gemini CLI: Another Fucking Security Disaster Oh, Great. *Another* AI Tool Screwed Up. Right, so Google's Gemini CLI – that fancy coding assistant they probably shoved out the door before testing it properly – had a...

Tea app leak worsens with second database exposing user chats

Tea App? More Like *Leak* App. Seriously, Another One?! Tea App Data Breach - Round Two. Oh joy. The "Tea" app – you know, the one for supposedly private chats – has sprung another leak. Because apparently, securing user data...

DOGE has built an AI tool to slash federal regulations

Doge's Latest Fuckery Oh, For the Love of… Doge is at it Again. Right, so apparently the meme coin crowd – yes, those people – have cobbled together an AI tool called "ReguSlash" to “optimize” federal regulations....

‘Wizard of Oz’ blown up by AI for giant Sphere screen

Ugh, Another AI "Innovation" Seriously? The Wizard of Oz, Ruined by Algorithms. Right, so some chuckleheads decided it was a *good* idea to let an AI “reimagine” the 1939 Wizard of Oz for this massive Sphere screen in Vegas....

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Scattered Spider is running a VMware ESXi hacking spree

Ugh, Another Ransomware Gang... Seriously? Scattered Spider's at it Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies with too much...

Google is testing a vibe-coding app called Opal

Opal: Google's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ, Another One. Right, so Google – yes, that Google – is apparently flailing around in the AI space again and has birthed something called "Opal." It's a coding app that...

Tesla is reportedly behind on its pledge to build 5,000 Optimus bots this year

Tesla's Optimus Bot Debacle - A Summary (Because Apparently, Someone Needs To Explain It) Oh, Joy. Another Elon Promise Gone to Shit. Right, so listen up, you want a summary? Fine. Tesla, that beacon of automotive…...