Month: July 2025

Microsoft's Pathetic Scramble Oh, *Now* They Care: Microsoft Begs OpenAI for Continued Access Right, so it turns out shoving billions at a company and hoping for the best wasn’t a foolproof plan. Who could have foreseen this?...

Google's AI Mode: Another Fucking Feature Seriously? More Google Shit. Oh, joy. Google’s decided to slap a “Canvas” feature onto their already bloated AI mode. Basically, it lets you… *drumroll*… drag and drop stuff...

Zuckerberg's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* He Cares About "Thinking Machines"? Right. So Zuck’s decided he needs an AI army. After spending a decade hoovering up every scrap of data imaginable without...

Seriously?! Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Big Tech Wants to Pollute More Water. Right, so listen up, because this is infuriating. Apparently, the data center clowns – Amazon Web Services, Google, Microsoft, all of 'em – whined to...

Spotify's AI Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Talking Robots. Right, so Spotify – yeah, the music place, for those of you still clinging to actual audio quality – is hinting at making their AI...

ChatGPT 'Study Mode' - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. Another ChatGPT Thing. Right, so some researchers poked around in OpenAI’s dumpster fire – I mean, their Large Language Model – and found...

Ugh, OpenAI Did Something Again Seriously? *Study Mode* in ChatGPT. Right, so the geniuses over at OpenAI have decided that people are apparently too stupid to use their already-existing chatbot without holding their hand...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. More Google "Innovation" Right. So, Google’s NotebookLM – that thing nobody asked for – now thinks it's clever enough to summarize videos. Yeah, because what the world REALLY needs is...

Anthropic's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Another Valuation Hike. Oh, joy. Anthropic, the Claude people – you know, the ones trying to build an AI that *won’t* immediately try to kill us all (supposedly) – are apparently...

Luma & Runway: Robotics - Ugh. Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so these two companies – Luma and Runway, if you *must* know – are now pivoting to… wait for it… robotics. Apparently generating pretty pictures wasn't...