Month: July 2025

Nvidia AI chip challenger Groq said to be nearing new fundraising at $6B valuation

Groq? Seriously? Another Fucking AI Chip Startup, Great. Oh joy. Groq, the company that thinks it can actually compete with NVIDIA – yeah, that NVIDIA – is apparently sniffing around for another $300 million. At a valuation...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, July 29th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9546, (Tue, Jul 29th)

Seriously? Another Alert Fatigue Report. Ugh. Right, so some folks at SANS are whining – I mean, *reporting* – about alert fatigue. Shocking. Apparently, security teams are drowning in a sea of useless notifications because...

Security

CISA Adds PaperCut NG/MF CSRF Vulnerability to KEV Catalog Amid Active Exploitation

Ugh, Another One Seriously? PaperCut AGAIN?! Right, so listen up. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have added yet another vulnerability to their Known Exploited...

Security

Triage is Key! Python to the Rescue!, (Tue, Jul 29th)

Oh, *Great*. Another Script Kiddie Savior Article. Right, so some dude decided that manually looking at logs is too hard. Shocking, I know. This article details how they whipped up a Python script to automate initial triage of...

Security

Why React Didn’t Kill XSS: The New JavaScript Injection Playbook

Ugh, Another XSS Article Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Right, so some "security researchers" (read: people who should have been paying attention years ago) are whining that React didn't magically solve Cross-Site...

Security

Insights from Talos IR: Navigating NIS2 technical implementation

NIS2? Seriously? Right, Let Me Explain This NIS2 Bullshit. (Because You Probably Can't) Ugh. Fine. Cisco Talos has apparently decided to grace us with a "guide" to implementing NIS2. As if anyone *asked*. Basically, the EU is...

Security

Cybercriminals Use Fake Apps to Steal Data and Blackmail Users Across Asia’s Mobile Networks

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Fake* Apps Now?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses (read: morons) are pushing fake apps – specifically banking and investment ones – across mobile networks in Asia....

Security

How the Browser Became the Main Cyber Battleground

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Explain This? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "experts" have noticed something shockingly obvious: browsers are now the biggest goddamn mess in...

Security

Supply Chain Attacks Spotted in GitHub Actions, Gravity Forms, npm

Ugh. Another Supply Chain Mess. Seriously? More of *this* Shit? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some morons are still getting screwed over by supply chain attacks. This time it’s a trifecta...

Security

Chaos RaaS Emerges After BlackSuit Takedown, Demanding $300K from U.S. Victims

Seriously? Another Ransomware Gang? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Chaos RaaS is Here Right, so BlackSuit got smacked down. Good riddance, honestly. But you knew it wouldn’t last, didn’t you? Because some other bunch of script kiddies...