Month: August 2025

Taco Bell is having second thoughts about relying on AI at the drive-through

Taco Bell's AI Disaster - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They’re Having Second Thoughts? Right. So Taco Bell, in their infinite wisdom – and I use that term loosely, very loosely – decided to shove AI...

Nvidia says two mystery customers accounted for 39% of Q2 revenue

Nvidia's Shitty Earnings Report - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? This is News? Oh, joy. Nvidia announced their Q2 earnings and… surprise! Nearly 40% of their revenue comes from *two* customers. Two. Not a diversified...

Security

WhatsApp Issues Emergency Update for Zero-Click Exploit Targeting iOS and macOS Devices

Ugh, Another WhatsApp Mess Seriously? *Another* WhatsApp Security Hole?! Right, listen up. Apparently, some researchers found a zero-click exploit – meaning you don't even have to do anything for your phone to get pwned – in...

Security

Attackers Abuse Velociraptor Forensic Tool to Deploy Visual Studio Code for C2 Tunneling

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – and I use that term *loosely* because even they’re probably smarter than some of the people still using Windows XP – figured out how to...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

TamperedChef infostealer delivered through fraudulent PDF Editor

TamperedChef Infostealer - Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Malware Campaign. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are pushing a piece of crap infostealer called "TamperedChef" – original name, right? –...

Vocal Image is using AI to help people communicate better

Vocal Image: Another Fucking AI "Solution" Seriously? Vocal Image. Ugh. Right, so some company called Vocal Image thinks they've solved communication problems with – you guessed it – MORE AI. Apparently, this thing analyzes...

Billionaire Ambani taps Google, Meta to build India’s AI backbone

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Ambani's AI Play – Prepare for Monopolies. Right, so Mukesh Ambani, the bloke who basically *is* India’s telecom market, has decided he wants an AI backbone too. Shocking. Absolutely fucking...

The White House Apparently Ordered Federal Workers to Roll Out Grok ‘ASAP’

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. The White House is Talking to Elon Musk About... AI. Seriously. Right, so apparently the geniuses in Washington are now taking advice from Elon fucking Musk about Artificial Intelligence....

Host an event beyond the main event: Apply to host a Side Event at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt Side Events? Seriously? TechCrunch Wants *You* To Do Their Work For Them. Oh, joy. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is looming, and surprise, surprise, they don't want to handle all the event planning themselves. This article is...