Seriously? Microsoft *Now* Pays For Bugs?

Oh, joy. After decades of shipping utterly insecure crap, Microsoft is finally throwing money at people to find the holes in their .NET framework. Like a band-aid on a gaping wound, frankly. They’re offering up to $40,000 for vulnerabilities – and you *better* believe they’ll quibble over every single detail to pay as little as possible. It’s tiered, naturally. The more critical the bug (meaning their code is even MORE spectacularly broken), the more they begrudgingly hand over cash. They’ve expanded the scope a bit, covering more components of .NET, but let’s be real: this is damage control after years of letting security researchers do their QA for free.

The whole thing reeks of desperation. They’re trying to look proactive while still probably blaming users for not patching fast enough when things inevitably go sideways. And don’t even *think* you’ll get a quick turnaround on payment; expect bureaucratic bullshit and endless forms. It’s Microsoft, after all.

Basically, they’re admitting their software is a mess and hoping someone else will clean it up for them. Pathetic. Utterly pathetic.

Source: BleepingComputer – Because someone has to report on this nonsense

Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, I had a user complain their Windows 95 machine was crashing. Turns out the registry key for “EnableCrashReporting” was set to zero. Zero! They were actively *preventing* the system from telling them what was wrong. Microsoft’s approach to security hasn’t changed much since then; they just found a way to pay someone else to deal with their incompetence.

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