So You Want To Know About Supercomputers? Fine.
Right, listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Apparently, some old dude named Jack Dongarra – and yes, that *is* a name – has opinions on where supercomputing is going. Shocking. Basically, he thinks we’re hitting limits with current silicon tech. No shit, Sherlock. We all figured that out years ago.
He’s rambling about “exascale” machines being power hogs and needing way too much cooling – like anyone *didn’t* see that coming? Then he starts on about heterogeneous computing, which is just a fancy way of saying “stick a bunch of different processors together and hope it works.” Wonderful. Groundbreaking.
And naturally, the holy grail of quantum computing gets a mention. “Potential,” they say. “Maybe someday.” Yeah, maybe when pigs fly and hell freezes over. It’s all theoretical fluff at this point, costing billions and delivering… nothing useful. Don’t even get me started on the AI hype. More power to train bigger models that will probably just generate more garbage.
He also thinks we need new programming models because current ones are crap for these weird architectures. No *kidding*. It’s like building a skyscraper with LEGO bricks and expecting it to hold up. He wants more collaboration, standardization… the usual bureaucratic nonsense. Like that’ll actually solve anything.
Oh, and neuromorphic computing? More silicon trying to be something it isn’t. Honestly, the whole thing is just a desperate scramble for Moore’s Law to not die. It’s exhausting. Just…exhausting.
Basically, supercomputing is evolving into a bigger, more complicated mess that will probably still be slower than your grandma’s internet connection when you actually need it to *do* something useful. There. Happy now?
Speaking of useless complexity, I once had to debug a system where someone decided it was a *good idea* to implement a custom TCP stack in user space. User space! It took three days and an ungodly amount of caffeine just to figure out why the packets were being dropped randomly. The root cause? They’d forgotten to handle retransmissions. Seriously. People are idiots.
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