Seriously, Another One?! Columbia University Got Pwned.

Oh joy. Let me tell you about the latest spectacular failure of basic security over at Columbia University. Apparently, some miscreant(s) managed to snag data on roughly 860,000 people – students, faculty, staff, the whole damn lot. It wasn’t a direct hack of their core systems, no. It was because of some seriously dodgy login credentials being used with third-party applications. Like, *seriously*? You let that many accounts wander around with weak passwords and access to sensitive data?

They’re saying it happened between September 2023 and April 2024, which means they were wandering around in the dark for… seven months?! Seven. Months. Before noticing a problem. Fantastic. The info stolen includes names, dates of birth, Social Security numbers (because *of course*), health information, and even some financial account details. They’re offering credit monitoring, because that fixes everything, right?

The root cause? Phishing attacks and credential stuffing. Groundbreaking stuff, truly. It’s like they actively *wanted* to get breached. They are blaming a third party vendor but honestly, it’s just passing the buck. They should have been monitoring access and enforcing better security practices. This isn’t some sophisticated nation-state attack; this is basic negligence.

Honestly, I’m starting to think universities are just honeypots for data thieves at this point. Pathetic.

Source: Dark Reading – Columbia University Data Breach

Speaking of incompetence, I once had to deal with a university IT department that thought changing the default password on their firewall constituted “security.” The password? “password123”. I swear. Some people just *ask* to be hacked.

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