Seriously? More Cloud Bullshit.

Right, so some “experts” are flapping their gums about multi-cloud security again. Apparently, everyone’s decided one cloud provider isn’t enough and now they want multiple headaches. Fantastic.

The gist of it is this: because you morons can’t standardize on a single platform (probably ’cause shiny object syndrome), your attack surface just exploded. This article basically says you need visibility – shocking, I know – across all these different clouds. Like, *knowing* what the hell is running where. Groundbreaking.

They bleat on about needing consistent policies and identity management. Yeah, no shit Sherlock! You thought each cloud magically talks to each other? It’s a clusterfuck of APIs and different security models. They suggest using tools that can actually see everything (XDR, CASB, etc.) which is just code for “spend more money on vendors because you screwed up.”

And naturally, they mention automation. Because humans are apparently incapable of doing anything right without a script to hold their hand. Oh, and zero trust? Of course. It’s the buzzword du jour. Implement it… or don’t, I honestly don’t care.

The whole thing boils down to: multi-cloud is complicated, you need to actually *manage* it, and you’ll probably get breached if you don’t. It’s like locking the front door after the house has already been ransacked, but with more layers of abstraction.

Related Anecdote: I once had to debug a system where someone deployed an application across AWS, Azure, and GCP… using completely different naming conventions for everything. It was like trying to find a specific grain of sand on a beach made entirely of other grains of sand. The engineer responsible? Still employed, somehow.

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https://www.darkreading.com/cloud-security/defending-against-cloud-threats-across-multi-cloud-environments