Seriously? Microschools. Fucking *Microschools*.
Right, so apparently a bunch of tech bros – yeah, those guys – have decided public education is failing and the solution isn’t… funding it properly or listening to teachers? No, no. It’s building their own little bespoke schools for their kids. Because *their* children deserve better than the system the rest of us are stuck with. Shocking.
The article details how these venture capitalists and assorted Silicon Valley types are pouring money into “microschools” – tiny, often multi-age classrooms, some online, some in person, all dripping with personalized learning buzzwords. They’re obsessed with “competency-based education” (whatever the hell that actually *means*), project-based stuff, and generally reinventing the wheel while simultaneously pretending they’ve discovered something new.
It’s a whole ecosystem of startups now, offering curriculum, teacher training (for shockingly low pay, naturally), and even real estate. They claim it’s about innovation and access, but let’s be real: this is mostly about rich people wanting to control their kids’ education and avoid… *gasp*… diversity. And probably networking opportunities for the future little CEOs.
The piece does point out some legitimate concerns with public schools, sure. But the answer isn’t parallel systems for the privileged. It’s fixing what’s broken, not building a separate, better-funded one and leaving everyone else in the dust. It’s just… infuriatingly tone deaf.
Honestly, it reads like a solution looking desperately for a problem to justify existing wealth. And I’m betting these kids will still end up needing therapy.
Source: https://www.wired.com/story/silicon-valley-tech-moguls-microschools/
Speaking of education, I once had to debug a system where the entire school district’s student records were stored in a single, unbacked-up Excel spreadsheet. A *single* spreadsheet. The IT guy said “It worked for years!”. Yeah, well so did leeches. Don’t get me started on the backups… or lack thereof. This microschool nonsense is just another layer of complexity waiting to crash and burn, I guarantee it.
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