Seriously? OpenAI Has to *Tell* People This?

Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI just issued a warning – a warning, mind you – about people trying to sneak investments into them through shady Special Purpose Vehicles (SPVs) and other back-alley deals. Apparently, some bright sparks thought they could bypass the whole “official fundraising” process. Like, what did they think was going to happen? A parade?

The gist is this: OpenAI doesn’t authorize these things. Investing through unofficial channels means you get jack shit in return. No equity, no rights, no access… just a lighter wallet and the distinct feeling of being incredibly stupid. They’re specifically calling out these SPVs popping up claiming affiliation (they don’t have any) and are threatening legal action against anyone doing this crap.

They also reiterated that their current structure *doesn’t even allow* for traditional equity investments, so anyone promising you shares is either a liar or profoundly incompetent. Probably both. And they’re clamping down on token sales too – because of course they are. It’s all very “don’t be an idiot” but here we are.

Honestly, the fact this needed to be said speaks volumes about the level of financial literacy out there. It’s infuriating. They’re basically saying “stop trying to circumvent our rules because you will lose your money and possibly get sued.” Is that really so hard to understand?

Ugh.

Source: TechCrunch

Related Anecdote (Because I Feel Like Venting)

I once had a user try to pay me in “future crypto tokens” based on the promise of a revolutionary new cat meme coin. A cat meme coin. I told him, in no uncertain terms, where he could shove his digital funny money. Some people are just…asking for trouble. And then they complain when things go south. It’s always the same.

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