Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake: Malicious Go Package Alert

Right, listen up. Some idiot decided it was a good idea to package malware as a goddamn SSH brute-forcing tool in the Go ecosystem. Yeah, you read that right. A Go module. Because apparently, legitimate tools aren’t enough of a pain.

This piece of crap, cleverly named “go-ssh”, pretends to be your average password cracker but actually steals your SSH credentials and sends them straight to some attacker’s Telegram bot. A *Telegram bot*, are you kidding me? It looks for environment variables like SSH_USERNAME and SSH_PASSWORD – the kind of thing people shouldn’t be storing in plain text anyway, but will be because they’re lazy.

It was uploaded to pkg.go.dev, got a few downloads (because people don’t check *anything*), and then predictably started leaking data. Sonatype spotted it, thankfully, before things got even more disastrous. They’ve flagged it, but honestly? The damage is probably already done.

The takeaway here – and I swear to all that is holy if you need me to repeat this again – verify your dependencies. Don’t just blindly pull packages from the internet like some kind of digital simpleton. Use checksums, check the source code, *something*. And for the love of all that is secure, don’t store credentials in environment variables unless absolutely necessary and properly secured.

This isn’t rocket science, people. It’s basic security hygiene. But hey, I guess some folks prefer having their systems pwned instead.

Link to the original article (because you probably didn’t read this far): https://thehackernews.com/2025/08/malicious-go-module-poses-as-ssh-brute.html

Related Anecdote: I once had a sysadmin who thought it was a brilliant idea to hardcode the root password into a shell script. A *shell script*. He claimed it was “for testing”. Testing what, his ability to get fired? Anyway, let’s just say that incident involved a lot of screaming and a very quick rewrite of several critical systems. People are astonishingly stupid.

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