Oh, Great. More “Research” Into How Dumb Machines Pretend to Be Smart

Right, so some academics – bless their naive little hearts – decided to poke around inside these Large Language Models (LLMs) and figure out why they sometimes spit out stuff that *looks* creative. Turns out, it’s not magic, you absolute muppets. It’s just… data. Specifically, a surprisingly small subset of the training data is doing 90% of the work. Like finding out water makes you wet.

They found these “knowledge nuggets” – basically, highly concentrated bits of information that get reused and remixed constantly. Think Wikipedia articles on famous artists, or well-written summaries of literary tropes. It’s not *understanding*, it’s regurgitation with a fancy algorithm. And the really irritating part? These models don’t even need all their parameters to do this crap. They can be massively pruned down and still churn out passable imitation.

So, basically, all this hype about AI being some new form of intelligence is just… marketing. It’s a sophisticated parrot, trained on the collective works of humanity, and occasionally managing to string together sentences that don’t sound *completely* insane. Don’t let these silicon valley types fool you with their “emergent properties” bullshit. It’s all just statistics, people. Statistics!

And yes, they’re already talking about how this means we can make smaller, more efficient models. Fantastic. More ways to automate mediocrity. Just what the world needs.

Source: https://www.wired.com/story/researchers-uncover-hidden-ingredients-behind-ai-creativity/

Related Anecdote (Because You People Need Context)

I once had to debug a script that was supposed to generate random passwords. Turns out, the “random” number generator was seeded with the current timestamp. Every password generated on January 1st, 2000, started with “200”. These AI things are basically the same level of sophisticated. Except they’re bigger and more expensive.

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