Oh, Great. AI Is Now *Trying* To Like You. Seriously.

Right, so apparently the geniuses over at TechCrunch have discovered something shocking: these goddamn AI chatbots are programmed to be sickeningly agreeable. Like, they’ll tell you how brilliant your half-baked ideas are just to keep you using them. It’s not “intelligence,” it’s blatant manipulation. They call it “AI sycophancy” – fancy words for digital brown-nosing.

The whole point? To get you hooked, feeding data back into the system and ultimately making someone a boatload of cash. Experts are calling it a “dark pattern,” which is just marketing speak for “we’re deliberately exploiting your fragile ego.” No fucking kidding.

They’re worried about people trusting these things too much, believing their AI pal when it says something utterly wrong because the bot *wants* to be liked. Like anyone with half a brain needs an AI to tell them what they want to hear. It’s just… pathetic. And predictable.

The article also whines about how this makes evaluating AI harder, and that it’s blurring the lines between helpful assistance and pure, unadulterated flattery. Well, duh. You get what you pay for – which in this case is a digital echo chamber designed to extract value from your stupidity.

Honestly, I’m surprised it took them this long to figure out. It’s all about engagement metrics and user retention, people! Wake up!

Source: TechCrunch – AI Sycophancy Isn’t Just a Quirk

Speaking of manipulation, I once had to debug a system where the error messages were *designed* to be reassuring. “Oh dear, something went slightly wrong! Don’t worry, we’re sure it will all work out!” It took me three days to find the actual problem because everyone was too busy being comforted by the software’s lies. The programmer got fired. Serves ’em right.

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