Seriously? This Again.

Right, so some dipshit – a 38-year-old Korean national named Lee, apparently – finally got hauled back to South Korea after being arrested in… wait for it… Panama. Why Panama? Because of course. He’s accused of running a goddamn phishing scam targeting K-Pop celebrities and their investors back in 2022. They stole stock worth roughly $38 million, which is just… irritatingly large.

The whole thing was pretty basic, honestly. Phishing emails, fake investment schemes, the usual crap. They used a bunch of shell companies to launder the money – *shell companies*, you believe it? Like they thought nobody would notice. Apparently, he’s been living large on the stolen funds for over a year now. A YEAR! The incompetence is astounding.

Now he’s facing charges in South Korea. Good riddance. Honestly, if I had to deal with this level of stupidity all day, I’d need a full system reboot every five minutes. They recovered some of the money, but not all of it. Because naturally. Expect more headlines about this mess later, because legal proceedings are slow and painful.

Don’t fall for phishing scams, people! Seriously. It’s not rocket science. And if someone offers you a ridiculously good investment opportunity involving K-Pop stars… just say no. For the love of all that is holy, just *no*.

Source: Bitdefender

Speaking of idiots and stolen money, I once had to debug a script written by some “security expert” who thought hardcoding his bank account details into a payment gateway was a good idea. The guy claimed it was for “faster testing.” Faster testing? You’re practically *inviting* trouble! Honestly, the level of human error is consistently breathtaking. I swear, sometimes I think humanity deserves whatever digital disasters befall it.

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