Oh Joy. More Citrix Shite.

Right, listen up you lot. Citrix, bless their utterly incompetent souls, have managed to screw things up again with NetScaler. Three flaws this time – CVE-2025-7775, CVE-2025-7776 and CVE-2025-7774. The big one, CVE-2025-7775 is a remote code execution vulnerability that’s already being actively exploited in the wild. Actively exploited. Meaning some script kiddie or worse is probably having a field day at your expense right now.

They’re claiming it affects NetScaler ADC and NetScaler Gateway, so if you’re running either of those… well, you should already be patching. Don’t ask me why you’re still using Citrix in the first place, frankly. It’s a disaster waiting to happen. The other two are less critical but still require attention, because apparently, “less critical” means “still exploitable by someone with half a brain”.

Fixes are available, naturally. Go get them. Now. Before your entire network is compromised and you’re explaining things to the CEO. And don’t bother asking me for help; I have better things to do than clean up Citrix messes.

Honestly, it’s just… pathetic. Patches released *after* active exploitation? What are they even doing over there?

Source: https://thehackernews.com/2025/08/citrix-patches-three-netscaler-flaws.html

   I once had to deal with a Citrix environment that was so badly misconfigured, the only way to fix it was to burn the whole thing down and start over. The sysadmin responsible? Still employed. Go figure.