Seriously? This Again.

Right, so some marketing clowns are pushing a webinar – another one – about how shockingly *new* it is to get Dev, Sec, and Ops talking to each other. Apparently, people still haven’t figured out that siloed teams are a disaster. Like, duh.

The gist? They want you to attend this “Webinar: Learn How to Unite Dev, Sec, and Ops Teams With One Shared Playbook” thing (their words, not mine) so you can magically solve all your problems with… wait for it… a playbook. A playbook. Groundbreaking stuff. It’s about streamlining workflows, automating things, and generally doing what any competent team should have been doing since the dawn of time.

They’re touting “shared context” and “reduced risk.” Yeah, no shit Sherlock. It’s all about getting everyone on the same page instead of blaming each other when something inevitably goes sideways. They mention some vague benefits like faster releases and better security posture. I bet.

Honestly, if you need a webinar to tell you this, your organization is probably already circling the drain. But hey, go waste an hour if you’re bored. Just don’t expect me to hold your hand when it all falls apart anyway.

Related Anecdote: I once had to rebuild a server farm because Dev deployed code directly to production on a Friday afternoon without telling anyone. A playbook, you say? They were too busy arguing about which text editor was superior. Idiots.

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https://thehackernews.com/2025/08/webinar-why-top-teams-are-prioritizing.html