Month: August 2025

What is product analytics, and why is it important?

Product Analytics: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Product Analytics: Seriously? Oh, now you want to know about product analytics. After launching a half-baked piece of software with no thought given to...

Over 28,000 Citrix devices vulnerable to new exploited RCE flaw

Citrix? Seriously? Another Fucking Citrix Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More than 28,000 Citrix instances are currently exposed to a Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability – meaning some script kiddie with half a brain can probably...

Global Salt Typhoon hacking campaigns linked to Chinese tech firms

Salt Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Global Salt Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese state-sponsored assholes are at it again. This operation, dubbed "Salt...

IT system supplier cyberattack impacts 200 municipalities in Sweden

Sweden's Municipal Mess - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? 200 Swedish Municipalities Hosed. Oh, joy. Another ransomware attack. This time it’s Sweden getting their collective asses handed to them because some IT supplier...

Reduce hallucination risk by prompting multiple AI models simultaneously with Chorus

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? More Bullshit About LLMs. Right, so some people are apparently shocked – shocked! – that Large Language Models (LLMs) just… make shit up. Like they thought a glorified autocomplete...

FreePBX servers hacked via zero-day, emergency fix released

Freepbx? Seriously? Another Fucking VoIP Cluster Compromised. You're Welcome. Right, listen up you lot. Freepbx servers are getting pwned. A zero-day vulnerability – meaning some idiot left a gaping hole in their code – is...

Experimental PromptLock ransomware uses AI to encrypt, steal data

PromptLock: Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware. PromptLock: Seriously? AI Now? Right, listen up, you lot. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have cooked up a ransomware strain called PromptLock. It's experimental, which...

AI Is Eliminating Jobs for Younger Workers

Ugh, Another AI Doomsday Article Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Stealing Jobs Right, so some "researchers" at Stanford – bless their little hearts and ivory towers – decided to poke around and figure out which jobs are...

Alexis Ohanian’s Next Social Platform Has One Rule: Don’t Act Like an Asshole

Ohanyan's Bleak Future (According to Me) Seriously? Another Tech Bro Talking About AI Doom Right, so Alexis Ohanyan – yeah, the Reddit co-founder, *big* deal – is now flapping his gums about how utterly screwed we are with...

Google Gemini’s AI image model gets a ‘bananas’ upgrade

Gemini's Latest? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Google Thinks It Can Do Images. Right, so after years of playing catch-up, Google’s Gemini image generator finally got a goddamn update. Apparently, they’ve made it…better. Shocking....